Ahhhhndy!

It was all downhill from this point on.

 I was downtown getting my car washed when when a guy I used to work with and my wife used to work with comes over to me and we started talking about the old days when we worked together. So he tells me "my buddy's banging that chick that used to work in the office. So I laugh and I go wild J's pretty slutty that's for sure. He says no the little one. I say  "S@6@h" he says yes.  I say I find that amusing because , as I show him my wedding ring I tell him I'm married to her . He goes aww shit.  Of course I ask who might this friend be.  He responds with Andrew. I say oh I've heard of him. Hes the one and only person my wife has ever said that she was glad was coming back to work for them. She could give a shit about anybody she's worked with right up until him. So I keep it to myself and do a little investigating.

I  Look through her text messages which she told me to do If I ever thought she was cheating on me. So I do that.  Guess what I find. Not technically cheating but she's asking some dude for Dick picks. It just happens to be Andrew.. The one that she missed the only 1 she's ever missed. So putting 2 and 26 together and getting 4 still.  I  Jam her up about it. She blames it on a coworker borrowing her phone.That's pretty sketchy story right there to begin with. I say "why don't you call this person and have that explained to me?" What happened, you know that way this is a legit thing.   She couldn't do that. Obviously.  So I break my story down for her and tell her what happened. So she's angry at Andrew right now supposedly. Probably for running his mouth. This is my favorite part.  Her brilliant idea is to take him by himself into a room by themselves and have a "talk" with him. Now I'm not a moron and I could pretty much assume what went on in that locked room while those 2 were together at work having a serious talk. (AKA doling out a knobber or giving it up one last time.) And then she tells me that's what she did. I was dumbfounded to say the least. While your already under suspicion you take the person to a locked room by yourselves. That doesn't seem too brilliant to me. And these people educate your children. I hate her more than anything I have ever hated. I pretty much run on hate. Just ask my brother T.  Christ.